Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
….glittery nail polish. You have a choice of purple iridescent or gold.
Do I win the worst fanfic lube olympics yet?
my choices are CANNED AIR or PRUNE JUICE
Orange cream soda for me. So… at least it’d be tasty?: “nooo, diet mountoin dew, oh no.”
AU where some of the RvB guys run through a portal and make it into our world and Burnie meets Church and Ashley is just sobbing because now theres TWO OF THEM