all we have is what we want to be

bugabooperboo:

Jeez Cartman are you even PC or what bro

yummykyman:

I’ve been meaning to post this for a while

msmimundo:

right in the feels

come-on-baby-mark-my-plier:

Ryan Haywood dusted off his hands and smiled behind his skull mask as he gestured to the large pile of well-dressed corpses behind him. They were all men, their bleeding and broken bodies neatly arranged into a stack. Most of them, when they were alive, controlled prostitutes and took a cut of their earnings.

“Ryan!” Geoff yelled, his voice cracking, showing how disturbed he was. “What the FUCK IS THIS?!” He gestured to the corpse pile that the masked man seemed so proud of.

“It’s…” Ryan pulled off his mask, revealing a painted face and a mischievous expression. “…a tower of pimps.”
Barbara leapt out from behind a parked car and high fived Ryan.

(Source: infamy-and-plunder)

(Source: 3dmat)

x6-9-88:

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I am loving their purple theme

Michael: Jeremy, he's happy, I'm happy, is that why you are doing this? You don't want me and Gavin to be happy?
Jeremy: No!
Michael: Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together.
Michael: And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Michael: Get your shit together.

butim-justharry:

household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.

for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies “well that’s just it.”

reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags

myrtlewilson:

dare I say it, aslan the lion is jesus’s fursona